Monday, July 20, 2009

A West Virginia Wife

Three men married wives from different states..

The first man married a woman from TEXAS .

He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took
a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean
house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from MISSOURI .

He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes
and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next
day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was
clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from West Virginia .

He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He reported
that the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't
see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed
enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.


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